On the night of last year.
- Who does not?- Who is it?- The rice trade here.- Home away from home then.But voices like his voice heard the owner. So the collection poked a hole in the door against paper and look inside. Heating owner sitting legs.- Ah He said the owners were out, but he was here.The owner angrily:- Why did you dare to penetrate the door, but this is my home.- Sorry, I'll fix that.He revised the hole.- Done already.- You no longer see me too?- Not found.- So I'm not home.
Couples it was sad about his son four years old and still can not speak. Others turn around a doctor but did not find the cause. Finally one morning the boy suddenly exclaimed:
- Mommy, today burnt toast too.- I know say you? - The mother rejoiced - but why now is the new open mouth?- Before everything was okay.
A rich person should buy a RollsRoyce very proud. That day, he drove to the golf course.
Players who would have done the ride to the city, he ceded the seat it sits next to the driver that is next to him. Along the way, he asked the rich man:- The first time I sat open car like this?- The first time they sat beside the driver, rather, before my ride this whole sitting in the back - The other replied.
A student must pay the examination board. The professor asked:
- All-label die?- The lost-marks! A moment of silence in honor of the people!Both the council stood up a minute memorial. Professor asked:- Lenin die?- Lenin's death, but his career is still alive. To commemorate the great leaders of the Communist class, five minutes of silence began.Both the council stood up, silence. Professor whispers to council:- Well, give it 3 (*) points out, is not it telling us to sing "Internationale" is there anyone here where the word!(*) - 3 points is the average score on a scale of Russia.
